Westfall, Level 18

Dear Edwin VanCleef,

I thought I helped kill you, but someone told me they saw you later on, so maybe you’re not dead. In learning more about your background, I have to say I sympathize with you. One time, I helped out a foreman by clearing out some troggs from his mine. I must’ve killed six or seven and He didn’t even thank me. He just wanted even more killed! (so messy) That was just a few troggs; I would guess building a whole city without reward would really get to someone.

Speaking of Stormwind, I think I know why you didn’t get paid. There isn’t a single toilet in the entire city! (Little Gil has needed to pee for close to a week now, as far as I can tell.) Next time you build a city, you should really consider adding them. People love ‘em! I asked a few travelers and they all said, “I’d love to go to the bathroom right now!” There must be sixteen tailor shops, but not a single restroom.

If you want to come back and install a toilet or two, I’m sure I could put in a good word. They have a harbor now, so you could swing by and dock your boat. Great fishing!

Hope this letter finds you well,
R. Pebblebottom

P.S. Sorry if I did kill you. The mage I was with was pretty insistent.